Formerly Dean/Dead Rambles, now I have a serious blog I actually will give a turd about. Prepare for Doctor Who, Adventure Time and ships, cool Homestuck art, Warhammer and miscellany.
Lupe: I've got this, like, liquid booger coming out of my nose
Me: *in my gruffest Old Snake voice* LIQUUUIIIIDD!!!
Me: *in my sleaziest sounding Liquid Ocelot voice* BOOOGER!
Lupe: *flat out laughing*
Washing your face and seeing a cockroach crawling out of the drain
It is soda.